The Principality of Crown Rhine is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.805 billion Rhineans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown City. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Crown Rhinean economy, worth 631 trillion kronor a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,879 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A third of Rhineans are e-certified CEOs, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color", and landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crown Rhine's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crown Rhine is ranked 51,513^th in the world and 1,128^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.74 law-abiding acts per hour.