The Kingdom of Fleetariland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Thomas with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.687 billion Fleetarilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meran. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleetarilandian economy, worth 893 trillion Złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,167 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, and chess players with pacemakers and cochlear implants are treated with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fleetariland's national animal is the Albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fleetariland is ranked 320,708^th in the world and 3,975^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.59 on the Bus Surprisal Index.