The Kingdom of Fleetariland is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Thomas with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.185 billion Fleetarilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meran. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fleetarilandian economy, worth 784 trillion Złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 151,222 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers, school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fleetariland's national animal is the Albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fleetariland is ranked 273,755^th in the world and 3,510^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 726.01 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.