The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 2. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Corporate Police State | “gold or lead” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State | “To rule and opress” | |
| 6. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Anarchy | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
| 7. |  The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy | “Force of Togetherness” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. |  The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.” | |
| 10. |  The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy | “Make Hong Kong great again” |