The Democratic Republic of Jouanacaera is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.311 billion Jouanacaerans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morne Rouge. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jouanacaeran economy, worth 115 trillion colibris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,930 colibris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Morne Rouge's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jouanacaera's national animal is the iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jouanacaera is ranked 31,385^th in the world and 569^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 72.82 Effective Tax Rate.