The Somewhat pink zombie Land of Kwaj is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.527 billion Kwajians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 4,399 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 214,345 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, the treehouse in Hermit Crab Park is the tallest building in Kwaj, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kwaj is ranked 331,675^th in the world and 4,783^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -27.54 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.