The Honorable Republic of Kwaj is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Amata Kabua with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.615 billion Kwajers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral Sands. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kwajian economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion Gold Coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,330 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kwaj's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Almighty Atomic Overlord.

Kwaj is ranked 244,429^th in the world and 9,362^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -35.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.