The Constitutional monarchy of Frestov is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dolder Fonderman with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.637 billion Frestovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Afridale. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Frestovian economy, worth 237 trillion Solaris dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 144,839 Solaris dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, it's always rabbit season, all the cool kids have tetanus, and the media seems excessively interested in what Dolder Fonderman is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Frestov's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Frestov is ranked 285,711^th in the world and 4,443^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 9.03 Atheism Rate.