The Confederation of Everywheristan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Governor General with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 17.431 billion Everywherians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheropol. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everywhere economy, worth a remarkable 2,795 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,367 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Everywhere Desert, it is a silent spring in Everywheristan, leisure is a crime in ski towns, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everywheristan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faithism.

Everywheristan is ranked 11,082^nd in the world and 353^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,588.28 Standard Monetary Units.