The Kingdom of Elnir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Melock II with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.817 billion Elrins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darthrond. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elrinian economy, worth 827 trillion Elns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,725 Elns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elnir's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Αtheism.

Elnir is ranked 112,431^st in the world and 1,860^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,411.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.