The Commonwealth of Felpolandia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Felps with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.932 billion Felpolandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felpolandia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Felpolandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,893 trillion Quicksilvers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 329,828 Quicksilvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, the government is proudly free of crabs, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and Blackacrean security services are wondering why Felps is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9. Crime is totally unknown. Felpolandia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is state atheism.

Felpolandia is ranked 2,292^nd in the world and 80^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 329,828.94 Standard Monetary Units.