Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 13th
The Magic and the Mystery of
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Too Good to be Ranked in the Best Nation of the World!
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Population16.888 billion

LeaderMontebad II


The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.888 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 7,633 trillion theirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 451,987 theirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 230,867th in the world and 9,261st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.13 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 13thMost Devout: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38thBest Weather: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 90thMost Subsidized Industry: 101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 102ndMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndLargest Black Market: 117thMost Corrupt Governments: 141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 179thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232ndLargest Governments: 236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 252ndMost Influential: 263rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 440thHighest Average Incomes: 485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 526thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550thLongest Average Lifespans: 565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 873rdHighest Economic Output: 911thLowest Crime Rates: 1,049thMost Armed: 1,259thMost Efficient Economies: 1,380thMost Cultured: 1,719thHealthiest Citizens: 1,809thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,369thRudest Citizens: 6,400thNudest: 6,713thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,825thMost Income Equality: 10,006thTop
Largest Populations: 12,691st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 60th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 90th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 114th in the regionNudest: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 264th in the regionLargest Populations: 268th in the regionRudest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Income Equality: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 483rd in the region

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