Most Primitive: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th
The Magic and the Mystery of
Authoritarian Democracy
Fear God and Keep His Commandments
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population16.457 billion

LeaderMontebad II


The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.457 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment and Spirituality are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 7,306 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 443,951 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and ritual mummification is making a comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 131st in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 12,907 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Primitive: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Devout: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rdBest Weather: 43rdMost Subsidized Industry: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 125thLargest Black Market: 131stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 226thLargest Governments: 242ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 260thMost Influential: 302ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 438thHighest Average Incomes: 515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 561stMost Valuable International Artwork: 624thLongest Average Lifespans: 649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 918thHighest Economic Output: 987thLowest Crime Rates: 1,115thMost Armed: 1,249thMost Efficient Economies: 1,327thMost Cultured: 1,808thHealthiest Citizens: 2,141stTop
Rudest Citizens: 4,021stNudest: 6,492ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,567thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,888thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,739thTop
Largest Populations: 12,761stMost Income Equality: 15,326thMost Conservative: 18,523rd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 230th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 347th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Income Equality: 711th in the regionMost Conservative: 981st in the region

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