The Not Bad Nation of Mesvice is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Chad Chadley II with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 9.069 billion Mesviceans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesvice City. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mesvicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,170 trillion Sokrifts a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,064 Sokrifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, the newest shade developed by Mesvice's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', and "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesvice's national animal is the Red Lipped Batfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Believism.

Mesvice is ranked 214,084^th in the world and 3,433^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.