The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.118 billion Unsophisticateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,127 trillion kals a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 482,824 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, Unsophisticatean-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and guilt tripped foreigners heavily dictate child hunger in Unsophisticate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unsophisticate is ranked 16,267^th in the world and 540^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,854.13 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.