The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.253 billion Unsophisticateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. The average income tax rate is 2.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth a remarkable 5,346 trillion kals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 403,408 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, Unsophisticateans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unsophisticate is ranked 3,915^th in the world and 123^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 652,937 Standard Monetary Units.