The Borderlands of Unsophisticate is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.982 billion Unsophisticateans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsophisticate City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Unsophisticatean economy, worth an astonishing 12,229 trillion kals a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 489,530 kals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, and people are offered free trials to go to trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unsophisticate's national animal is the wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unsophisticate is ranked 299,776^th in the world and 4,350^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.07 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.