The Moss Lands of Homalia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elizabeth Clara with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.922 billion Homalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homalia City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Homalian economy, worth 780 trillion Homalian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,747 Homalian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Homalia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Homalia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Homalia is ranked 273,955^th in the world and 503^rd in Kelios for Most Primitive, scoring -268.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.