The Holy Land of Rex Republic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jmasrus with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.917 billion Rex Republicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexburg. The average income tax rate is 47.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rex Republician economy, worth a remarkable 5,577 trillion Rexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 207,214 Rexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, customs officials often double as wedding officiants, and the government records billions of hours of footage of trees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Rex Republic's national animal is the Arapaima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bite Me.

Rex Republic is ranked 1,086^th in the world and 31^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 27,368.85 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.