Most Valuable International Artwork: 18thMost Pacifist: 2,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,734th
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Furballland

Population7.101 billion

CapitalCangutnab-Yvliq-Ğrģorię
LeaderSzurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial
FaithSzwartschzervekldszser

CurrencyFurballlandian Zezwagat
AnimalAiluropoda Melanoleuca

The Federal Republic of Furballland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 7.101 billion Furballlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cangutnab-Yvliq-Ğrģorię. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Furballlandian economy, worth 871 trillion Furballlandian Zezwagats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 122,666 Furballlandian Zezwagats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furballland's national animal is the Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Szwartschzervekldszser.

Furballland is ranked 10,048th in the world and 1st in Canguta Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 92.1 quips per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,715thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,734thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,872ndNicest Citizens: 4,299thBest Weather: 4,566thSafest: 4,773rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,802ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,051stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,388thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,842ndMost Developed: 6,912thHighest Food Quality: 8,446thMost Inclusive: 8,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,833rdMost Cultured: 9,264thLargest Governments: 9,326thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,807thSmartest Citizens: 10,048thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,275thMost Efficient Economies: 12,922ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 17,932ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,558thMost Influential: 20,071stMost Stationary: 21,805thHighest Average Incomes: 24,790thHighest Economic Output: 25,314th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Furballland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, newspapers are celebrating Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial saving over a million cats from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Furballland, no one gossips with Szurigaph ntiŕlva Ķehoriananiuautjial during diplomatic summits.

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