The Kingdom of Januszex is a large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 110 million Januszexians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Januszexian economy, worth 3.52 trillion cebulionies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,026 cebulionies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Januszex's national animal is the nosacz sundajski, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Januszex is ranked 298,655^th in the world and 4,269^th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.