The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.237 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 697 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,707 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Frismana, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and Pertti Valentyna's new office has a propensity to catch on fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 90,643^rd in the world and 1,699^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 328.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.