The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.02 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 781 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,672 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Former first wives now find themselves mothers to twenty children, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, gun ownership is compulsory, and Pertti Valentyna's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 55,080^th in the world and 1,155^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 647.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.