The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, digital currency, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.114 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 668 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,608 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, the news is showing footage of Pertti Valentyna bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 15,626^th in the world and 433^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 24,919.11 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.