The Republic of Frismana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pertti Valentyna with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.619 billion Frismanans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Creek. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frismanan economy, worth 767 trillion Frismanan Florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,159 Frismanan Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events, pranking is an art form, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frismana's national animal is the Thanatorskiavenator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Frismana is ranked 16,540^th in the world and 584^th in The North Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 56.39 on the Kitten Softness Rating.