The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.285 billion Kappaconians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kappaconian economy, worth a remarkable 5,032 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 329,225 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and commercial pop radio occasionally features raccoon birthing sounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 121^st in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 100.45 on the Human Development Index.