The United States of Kappacon is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.832 billion Koreans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirinae. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 4,775 trillion Won a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,973 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Korean satellites can detect it, nearsighted shoppers looking for probiotics end up purchasing a lot of prophylactics, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kappacon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kappacon is ranked 195^th in the world and 10^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 7,840.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.