The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by President Barons and King Michael I with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, conspicuous electricity pylons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.967 billion Wolffoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,649 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wolffoxian diplomacy is by the book, Wolffoxian military drills look more like joint-The North Pacific exercises than anything else, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 3,435^th in the world and 144^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 664.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.