The Kingdom of Wolffoxia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Barons and King Michael I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.944 billion Wolffoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etern. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolffoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,395 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Wolffoxia. Crime is totally unknown. Wolffoxia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eternalism.

Wolffoxia is ranked 309,312^th in the world and 4,655^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.29 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.