The Federal Republic of Heartsland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avyaya Bhardwaj with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 1.124 billion Heartslandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soularia. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Heartslandian economy, worth 107 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,769 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, citizens partake in escapades with creatures of the night, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heartsland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduo.

Heartsland is ranked 292,149^th in the world and 2,636^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 35.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.