The Monarchy of Slaca is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.326 billion Slacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antel. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slacan economy, worth 630 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,609 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaca's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secular.

Slaca is ranked 2,950^th in the world and 136^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 59.84 average smiles per day.