The Monarchy of Slaca is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.939 billion Slacans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antel. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slacan economy, worth 541 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,198 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Antel, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaca's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Slaca is ranked 45,190^th in the world and 720^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,685.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.