The Republic of Polleend is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Karol Nawrocki with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.964 billion Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pole economy, worth 639 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,842 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children talking about the food chain are routinely arrested, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and light entertainment isn't dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polleend's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Polleend is ranked 226,169^th in the world and 3,499^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.