The Empire of Fengate is a behemoth, genial nation, ruled by Emperor David I with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 50.852 billion Fengateans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Environment, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fengate City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fengatean economy, worth a remarkable 7,129 trillion fens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,204 fens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class boundaries start and end with the firmness of local tomatoes, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and when their backs are against the walls Fengateans look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown. Fengate's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Fengate is ranked 304,656^th in the world and 4,468^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -22.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.