The Dictatorship of Savaska is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by High Dictator Vasiliy Savenkov with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 14.268 billion Savaskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgora. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Savaskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,881 trillion Trozepia's shards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 131,840 Trozepia's shards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, some paycheques only arrive every 12 to 24 weeks, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savaska's national animal is the white-bellied viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ecospirituality.

Savaska is ranked 32,850^th in the world and 420^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 14.3 billion capita.