The Deluded Hypocrisy of Wisconsota is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.663 billion Wisconsotans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Wisconsotan economy, worth a remarkable 5,267 trillion mud patties a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,889 mud patties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, corporate lobbying has been outlawed, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime is totally unknown. Wisconsota's national animal is the bapher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wisconsota is ranked 772^nd in the world and 17^th in The North Pacific for Largest Populations, with 46.7 billion capita.