Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360th
The Autocratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Dissent is forcefully discouraged
President Teethy Phoenix
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population9.788 billion

LeaderPresident Teethy Phoenix


The Autocratic Republic of Vexilia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Teethy Phoenix with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avant-garde cinema, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.788 billion Vexilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vexilian economy, worth a remarkable 3,476 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 355,221 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand, Vexilian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on President Teethy Phoenix's desk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vexilia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Vexilia is ranked 236,457th in the world and 9,438th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 359thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376thLargest Black Market: 572ndMost Influential: 668thLowest Crime Rates: 682ndMost Corrupt Governments: 736thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 874thLargest Information Technology Sector: 986thMost Developed: 1,111thMost Secular: 1,135thHighest Average Incomes: 1,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,298thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,414thLargest Governments: 1,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,743rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,144thHealthiest Citizens: 2,212thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,445thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,049thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,322ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,402ndBest Weather: 3,662ndSmartest Citizens: 3,727thHighest Economic Output: 3,840thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,092ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,244thMost Efficient Economies: 8,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,987thMost Stationary: 10,400thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,117thLargest Mining Sector: 15,264thMost Income Equality: 19,374thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,268th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 77th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 209th in the regionBest Weather: 223rd in the regionMost Stationary: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 240th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 244th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 247th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 279th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 359th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 381st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 470th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 593rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 640th in the regionLargest Populations: 645th in the regionMost Income Equality: 962nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on President Teethy Phoenix's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, Vexilian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Vexilia endorsed The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Vexilia was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, President Teethy Phoenix's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Vexilia, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.


World Assembly

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