The Master of the WA of Picairn is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Menellia I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.465 billion Picairnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormridge. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Picairnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,523 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,692 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Picairn's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Picairn is ranked 1,198^th in the world and 70^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.43 on the Human Development Index.