The Imperial Federation of The Galactic Triumvirate is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Hillary Langden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.349 billion Triumvirateans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaas City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Galactic Triumviratean economy, worth a remarkable 1,498 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,372 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Triumvirateans seem to be catching more chills, going on a diet invalidates your passport, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Galactic Triumvirate's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Galactic Triumvirate is ranked 230,126^th in the world and 9,131^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.8 Obesity Rate.