The Anomaly Research Zone of Progressa Island is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Trofim Lysenko with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, vat-grown people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.599 billion inhabitants of the Island of Progress are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magnitoshakhtinsk. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Progressa Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,142 trillion Shastis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,166 Shastis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government records billions of hours of footage of trees, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, first-time jaywalkers are also last-time jaywalkers, and the government guarantees extra-soft tissues to fire-snorting elephants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressa Island's national animal is the Owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Cult of Personality of Lysenko.

Progressa Island is ranked 11,591^st in the world and 418^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,969.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.