The Legendary Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.044 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 9,166 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,393 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', Formula One cars in Koda-Land boast 56 miles per gallon, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and the government funds large training centres to turn Sasquatches into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 86,814^th in the world and 1,189^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,533.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.