The Federal Republic of Republic of JB is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 199 million Republic of JBians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Republic of JBian economy, worth 14.0 trillion JBS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,219 JBS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,563 per year while the poor average 13,974, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", most pop videos prominently feature the Republic of JBian flag, and pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Republic of JB's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic of JB is ranked 78,724^th in the world and 1,672^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.