The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.107 billion Zeds enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth 442 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,380 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 9,309^th in the world and 389^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,399.94 on the Societal Mobility Rating.