The Parliamentary Republic of Zecit is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Cynda Quill with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.533 billion Zeds enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zecity. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zedese economy, worth 498 trillion bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,086 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zecit's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lewdism.

Zecit is ranked 237,159^th in the world and 9,478^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.43 Obesity Rate.