The Kingdom of Ardok is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles Byron with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.587 billion Ardokians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardok Central. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardokian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Ardokian Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,736 Ardokian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardok's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Church of Ardok.

Ardok is ranked 14,979^th in the world and 458^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 105,443.93 Standard Monetary Units.