The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2.844 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 511 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 179,806 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, Kaininian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 19,001^st in the world and 738^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.56 law-abiding acts per hour.