The Republic of Polgaria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Polgarian Assembly with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.686 billion Polgarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zalnoch. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polgarian economy, worth 978 trillion orels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,616 orels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polgaria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polgaria is ranked 11,947^th in the world and 118^th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 83.98 quips per hour.