The Ascended Dictator of RealTacoMan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Yamato with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.146 billion タコスs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Biggest Taco Factory. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient タコスian economy, worth a remarkable 2,221 trillion beer caps a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 361,531 beer caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,529,962 per year while the poor average 17,746, a ratio of 142 to 1.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RealTacoMan's national animal is the taco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tacoist.

RealTacoMan is ranked 309,159^th in the world and 4,670^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -14.49 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.