The Goomy Kingdom of SussyAmongusLand is a huge, safe nation, ruled by King Goomy with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 987 million Goomies are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goomy City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goomy economy, worth 108 trillion Goos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,687 Goos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, and when their backs are against the walls Goomies look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SussyAmongusLand's national animal is the Goomy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

SussyAmongusLand is ranked 45,595^th in the world and 2^nd in The Collective Security Pact for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,324.16 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.