The Mitya State of Lovarpia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Eternal Prime Minister Benjamin Giles with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.492 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion breaths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,540 breaths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It isn't wise to fall out with Lovarpia, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Lovarpia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the lingering life, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 6,843^rd in the world and 275^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.04 on the Human Development Index.