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| Population | 3.535 billion |
| Capital | Andersonia |
| Leader | Christian Matthew Davis |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | onar |
| Animal | Ascendian brown bear |
The Republic of Ascentida is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Christian Matthew Davis with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.535 billion Ascendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andersonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Ascentidan economy, worth 541 trillion onars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,177 onars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,966 per year while the poor average 38,273, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.
People who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, Ascendians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascentida's national animal is the Ascendian brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Ascentida is ranked 313,813th in the world and 4,451st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Ascentida endorsed 
The Shadowed Shores of Chipoli.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, Ascendians are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, Christian Matthew Davis's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Ascentida was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of La Baja California.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.