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| Population | 3.661 billion |
| Capital | Andersonia |
| Leader | Christian Matthew Davis |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | onar |
| Animal | Ascendian brown bear |
The Republic of Ascentida is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Christian Matthew Davis with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, triple-decker prams, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.661 billion Ascendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andersonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Ascentidan economy, worth 560 trillion onars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,926 onars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
The most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, and gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascentida's national animal is the Ascendian brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Ascentida is ranked 45,345th in the world and 935th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 59,767.27 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ascentida was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, gun owners are skilled at everything except shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, every manufactory has a pharmacy built in.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, surgeons walk out of theatres more often than prima donna actors.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Ascentida, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.