The Union of Workers Republic of Prestes Order is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Prestes VI with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.995 billion Prestovians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestrovia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Prestovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Prestilhoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 224,985 Prestilhoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prestovian doors require a Ph.D. to open, aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Republic of Prestes Order's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laborism.

Workers Republic of Prestes Order is ranked 1,519^th in the world and 78^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.23 on the Human Development Index.