The Holy Lucky Hypnotising star of Arkapolis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.537 billion Arkapolisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arkapolisian economy, worth 590 trillion Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 167,023 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,095,480 per year while the poor average 9,971, a ratio of 109 to 1.

Every child sleeps with a gun to protect themselves from the monster under the bed, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Arkapolis's national animal is the Reindeer-Cow-Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Arkapolisism.

Arkapolis is ranked 3,008^th in the world and 60^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,772.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.