The Federation of U S Eh is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by John Barron with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 13.91 billion U S Eh-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Niagara Falls. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient U S Eh-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,700 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, war vets look after war animals, and people say that cubists are rubbish because they can't draw faces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. U S Eh's national animal is the Eager, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

U S Eh is ranked 34,004^th in the world and 911^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.