The Holy Christmas of Darkwoke is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Supreme Executive Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.379 billion wokes love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Critique of Political Economy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient woke economy, worth 163 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,531 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,987 per year while the poor average 29,616, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

Ponies working in the nation's salt mines have a life expectancy of weeks (Darkwoke has found 6 easter eggs), the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and people boast about their low income on their dating profiles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darkwoke's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Darkwoke is ranked 298,030^th in the world and 4,269^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -246.97 on the Hayek Index.