The Proletarian Republic of Darkwoke is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.763 billion wokes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Critique of Political Economy. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient woke economy, worth 245 trillion kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,405 kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darkwoke's national animal is the white-throated dipper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Darkwoke is ranked 5,216^th in the world and 132^nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,129.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.