
| Population | 1.768 billion |
| Capital | A Critique of Political Economy |
| Leader | the Supreme Soviet |
| Faith | Pastafarianism |
| Currency | kroner |
| Animal | white-throated dipper |
The Proletarian Republic of Darkwoke is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Supreme Soviet with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.768 billion wokes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Critique of Political Economy. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient woke economy, worth 246 trillion kroners a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,600 kroners, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darkwoke's national animal is the white-throated dipper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Darkwoke is ranked 30,961st in the world and 197th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 139,600.97 Standard Monetary Units.
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Darkwoke was endorsed by
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Darkwoke lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
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Darkwoke, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in
Darkwoke, the government defends a woman's right to choose.
- : Following new legislation in
Darkwoke, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in
Darkwoke, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.












































