The Communist Worker's Republic of Konomoa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.135 billion Kommies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konomoa City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Konomoan economy, worth 128 trillion Lomes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,103 Lomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konomoa's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Konomoa is ranked 20,498^th in the world and 272^nd in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,470.58 Standard Monetary Units.