The Federation of Socialist United Republics is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Gennady Zyuganov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.355 billion citizens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth 917 trillion Populars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 109,780 Populars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist United Republics's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist United Republics is ranked 13,646^th in the world and 283^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,365.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.