The Dictatorship of Dottchetza is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Cezill the Devouring with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.32 billion Dottchetzans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Plaza. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dottchetzan economy, worth a remarkable 2,448 trillion Pizza coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 334,508 Pizza coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Dottchetzans believe manners maketh the leader, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and it is often said that only Cezill the Devouring could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dottchetza's national animal is the sewer rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pizza worship.

Dottchetza is ranked 11,881^st in the world and 10^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,660.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.