Population | 12.75 billion |
Capital | Kingsburg |
Leader | Simon Archidamus |
Faith | Agnosticism |
Currency | Karelianastanian Dollar |
Animal | Grey Heron |
The Federal Republic of Karelianastan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Simon Archidamus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 12.75 billion Karelianastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsburg. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Karelianastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Karelianastanian Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,655 Karelianastanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The internal market is thriving, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelianastan's national animal is the Grey Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.
Karelianastan is ranked 11,329th in the world and 225th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Karelianastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Karelianastan was endorsed by The Volksfederatie of Novo Prosperitas.
- : Karelianastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Karelianastan endorsed The United Socialist States of Namwenia.
- : Karelianastan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Namwenia.
- : Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Karelianastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Karelianastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Karelianastan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Silu.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 111 » Phallas, New Soviet States of America, North Fluedan, Shamian, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, Debordan, Thebrin, Saint Shepard, Soviet Felines, Liliumtopia, -Gregoria, Zarogovnia, Pyralspite, Rothnia, Council of America, The Reunification of Korea, Doultrenia, Berlin Commune, Kethania, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Grebanistan, Brauengen, Yeniseisk, Soviet State of Covernant, Borealian Communes, South Merwervader Islands, Chalredonia, Sheathimony, Techno Socialystiche, Heitoria, Free Workers Confederacy, Ma pi kulupu, Kaldu, Boetiae, Mehrabad, Holy Palestine, Prymordiya, Kashlakia, Pajonia, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Pertsjan, Varon, Malev, Ostrice, Canadian Democratic Union, Dacaro, Carrico, Agania, Saxxony, and 61 others.Mycenaean United States, Walthracia, Barbroussia, Khanatah, Kahrianland, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Sirius 2b, Greater China Commune, Exania, Zaiid, Verdant Groves, New Halliningrad, Quebec second, Our India, KuLuxi, GirlsAndGays, Yeligula, Nigaria, Albeville, Minahasa, Gillscalia, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, Manawskistan, Omnesgratis, Membatak, Rad Americana, Vietlao, Weyrland, Soviet Socialist of China, Middle Green Irthistan, Catholic Republic of Navarre, Union of Albandrite Socialist Republics, The palace of God 2, Basilei, New Terrasol, Comuny, Eastern European Federation, Newdenizland, Pindaar Se Yol, Of South Indian Company EST, Atlanc, Likhinia, Equlainne, The Workers and Peasants Union of China, Democratic Republic of Acember, VR Leona, Garbynia, El Holy Salvador, Unitary Communist State, Thelania, The Achterhoek, Chengjiu, Old Corus, Averyickan City, Tercainia, The Peoples United Commun, Flyrinia, Khazhkhovija, Encaoua, Silu, and Namwenia.