Most Influential: 706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,763rd
The Federal Republic of
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Population8.611 billion

LeaderSimon Archidamus

CurrencyKarelianastanian Dollar
AnimalGrey Heron

The Federal Republic of Karelianastan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Simon Archidamus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.611 billion Karelianastanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsburg. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karelianastanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,023 trillion Karelianastanian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,816 Karelianastanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Karelianastanian as 'your finger, you fool', and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karelianastan's national animal is the Grey Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Karelianastan is ranked 261,205th in the world and 1,777th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.71 crimes per hour.

Most Influential: 706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,228thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,763rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,436thNicest Citizens: 4,527thMost Pacifist: 4,894thMost Inclusive: 5,477thHealthiest Citizens: 6,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,564thBest Weather: 6,727thHighest Food Quality: 6,869thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,052ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,953rdSafest: 8,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,681stMost Developed: 8,687thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,358thLowest Crime Rates: 10,108thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,401stNudest: 11,467thMost Cultured: 11,529thSmartest Citizens: 11,793rdLargest Governments: 13,194thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,894thMost Secular: 14,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,876thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,413thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,689thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,970thMost Efficient Economies: 19,838thHighest Economic Output: 20,591stMost Income Equality: 21,508thMost Stationary: 22,306thHighest Average Incomes: 26,676th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 77th in the regionNudest: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Pacifist: 110th in the regionNicest Citizens: 114th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Populations: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 160th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 171st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 177th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 184th in the regionSafest: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 191st in the region

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