The People's Republic of -Gregoria is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Reugo Tikova with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.872 billion Gregorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalulu. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gregorian economy, worth 930 trillion Gregorian Fruukas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Trout Farming industry. Average income is 52,043 Gregorian Fruukas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

General Secretary Reugo Tikova's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Gregoria's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State atheism.

-Gregoria is ranked 304,194^th in the world and 553^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.