The Zulu's Republic of Zululandus is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Enzo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.74 billion Zulu are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulundi. The average income tax rate is 46.6%.

The Zulu economy, worth 662 trillion Cattles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,972 Cattles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zululandus's national animal is the Wildebeest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuluism.

Zululandus is ranked 102,169^th in the world and 520^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 46.61 Effective Tax Rate.