The Zulu's Republic of Zululandus is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Enzo with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, feral children, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 9.269 billion Zulu are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulundi. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The Zulu economy, worth 589 trillion Cattles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,563 Cattles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and Zululandus's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zululandus's national animal is the Wildebeest and its national religion is Zuluism.

Zululandus is ranked 58,165^th in the world and 449^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Food Quality, scoring 34.59 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.