The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.524 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 3,767 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 300,857 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, books are so highly regarded in Uinted Communist of Africa that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized Ebony Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 257,625^th in the world and 1,767^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -54 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.